In the news today:
Canadian Bacon is proved to be actual ham, college students are continuing there habits of binge drinking, Brittany Spears is still trying to prove she's not a whore when everybody knows that she is, and old lady drivers are travelling down the streets in hordes, terrifying passing pedestrians.

I actually have nothing to write about but I need a way of getting my mind off of my crappy life. It's just a habit really.