And now it's time to sing the "I Hate Band" song:
I hate band, I hate band. Band is evil and should therefore be banned. Let us all say good-bye to band and make it go awa-a-ay!
Never join band. Ever. You will suffer extreme pain at the hands of an evil dragon with a small stick. I swear, it's awful. Think of the worst possible thing and magnify that a hundred thousand times, and you will have something that is not nearly as bad as band. I swear, it's true. Flee from it! Avoid it like the PLAGUE! It is EVILLLL! EEEEVILLLLL!
Listen, Grasshopper. My words are true.