she likes the smell of christmas trees

today i feel: sick
today i'm hearing: project runway on the tellie
today i'm thinking: chili's was possibly not a good idea

Is it just me, or is Bravo's new show Make Me A Supermodel a serious esteem killer? Because I don't know about you, but...no one asks me if I'm a model and...I'm pretty sure I don't have a hot bod or gorgeous legs. And I'm pretty sure I'm okay with that, but I still don't want Make Me A Supermodel altering that perception.

I am, in fact, that susceptible to the reality programming of Bravo. This is why I can sit in front of Channel 36 for literally entire days.

Onto news you're probably not interested in: I went to the doctor's office today! Not a pleasant experience overall and I'm still kind of feeling the ramifications of that event. They told me I had a bacterial infection and gave me some drugs. These drugs are very amusing to me: until I am finished with the entire bottle, I cannot come in contact with alcohol. Not drink alcohol, or no; the chemist told me I can't even use rubbing alcohol to cleanse my wounds until I am off of this magic sobriety pill. I'm really hoping I don't get a sore throat and want to use Chloraseptic spray.

I'm hopefully going to Sweeney Todd tomorrow night. I hope it's good. I hope I hope I hope it's good. If it is not good, I may lose all faith in humanity. My favourite composer with my second favourite director with four of my favourite actors... This needs to rock. And it needs to rock my socks. I expect to be sockless by the end of the film.

Lem is curled up on the couch next to me. He's managed to steal my seat. ...Again. But he's sleeping and curled up and it's really fucking cute. Damn cat. Being all cute and shit.

My spacebar is freaking out for some reason. It's sticking really hardcore, which is making typing kind of difficult. I keep taking pauses after every word so that I know the spacebar isn't stuck and I can keep going. I need to get my keyboard cleaned, I think. Any ideas on how that works? I am not what you would call 'computer savvy'.

...It is very frightening to know that the only professional acting training in the Central Illinois area is taught by Kymberly Harris of Spinning Into Butter fame. Those of you who survived that show know what I'm talking about.

There's too much going on right now. I'm signing off for now.