*i* know my girlfriend is a witch

today i feel: fantabulous
today i'm hearing: my roomate(s) debating things
today i'm thinking: that drag is the bestest thing ever

It's Halloween! Halloween is the bestest holiday in the world.

Why Halloween is the Bestest Holiday Ever
1. free candy.
2. you can dress up like a crazy person and no one makes fun of you.
3. you can be anyone you want.
4. rocky horror.
5. everything is awesomely scary.

...Did I mention, FREE CANDY???


Anyway, this year for Halloween, I decided that I was going to fulfill one of my life-long dreams and be Charlie Chaplin. It was a very successful attempt. In fact, people started to think I had a real moustache. I started to think that we really need to make drinking before ten a.m. a criminal offense.

Observe!

Oh. I have more.

Charlie Chaplin has to be the sweetest dude in the history of forever. If he was stll alive, I would bang him. I still *want* to bang him, but I'm really not that into having sex with dead people. But I might make an exception for Zombie Chaplin. I'll get back to you on that.

I was in Chicago this past weekend and failed to see many, many of the people that I was wanting to see. I am a failure! But! This is not because I don't love you. In fact, I have a very good excuse for not seeing you if I did not see you. It is not something that I want to disclose on a public forum. So. I will tell those of you I did not see in Chicago exactly why I did not see you at some other point in time. The next time I see/talk to you, actually.

In the meantime, it's time to see David Bowie. And ANDY SERKIS!!!!!!!!!

...Bestest holiday ever.