if you go i will surely die

mood: okay
music: paige's happy mix -- volume two
CPCetc: at least my soul wasn't saved today

It smells exactly like cat piss in here.

I am a terrible person at updating, I know. However, that means a relatively extensive update now! Yay!

What I Have Been Doing for the Past Forever
1. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. Heh heh. Sex joke. The show is going relatively well, I think. I got a couple of suck-it-up lectures from Matt and Sneemus and am now much better for it. However, I have discovered this annoying habit of mine to say a bunch of things and then have no idea whatsoever what I just said. Very frightening, really. But I think everyone's more comfortable with it, which is good (or they're just lying to me about it, which is kind). We open in a little less than two weeks and I am not yet shitting myself. Progress!

2. CTF. It has bumped footie off the list as my favourite sport ever. The list now goes as follows:
5. rock climbing
4. rugby
3. hockey
2. footie
1. CTF
Please note that I am not good at all at any of these sports! I am decent at rock climbing and mediocre at CTF. The others I suck at. Please also note that it is very easy to die playing all five of these. Coincidence???

3. Emptying the dishwasher. In the past week, I have done this no fewer than twenty-eight times. I'm becoming quite efficient at it, actually. Not fun, but agreeable.

4. Seeing people!! That's right, I'm actually being sociable! WTF??? I've been hanging about with Paige almost every day. I went to two parties yesterday and wasn't drained by either of them in the least. I went to lunch with my da twice this past week (and one day, I Paid *gasp!*). Coming up this week, I'm going to see Christie on Monday (probably), have Pie on Tuesday, MovieNight with the Losties on Wednesday (MovieNight is, indeed, a verb) and entertain my crazy old aunt on Thursday. I am a butterfly of sociability. It's sickening!

5. Matt. This needs no explanation, I am sure. Such a one would likely make many of you vomit on your keyboard. Not a pretty sight!!!


In amongst all this, I've been watching The Venture Brothers on a semi-constant basis. The official premire of the second season is tonight and, hoop, Lord, I am excited! I recommend it to everyone I know, except a couple people.

Along with that, there is also the epic struggle of Getting Ready for College. ABC really needs to make this process into a sitcom because I called the Circus and they're not interested in a new act. See, we're having a problem because I never see my mother to discuss things about college that she thinks she knows a lot about and I am forced to disagree with because I'm her child and difficult. This is for a variety of reasons, including the fact that she is in a show and I don't like to be home. Thus, she has decided that I ought to make a List of everything I need for school that I cannot live without. So far, it goes thusly.

1. Tea
2. Laptop
3. A new pair of Chuck Taylor Converse
4. Books
5. Towels
6. An entire new wardrobe because everything is apparently inappropriate for school in some way, shape or form, usually because it's kind of just a little tiny bit small for me and my da thinks it makes me look like a whore.

I'm having some trouble filling this up. Please offer me any ideas you have and I will gladly asses them and likely add them.

Today, my sarcasm level is up 92%! w00t!!

Staring at this screen is making me kind of dizzy. I'm going to go make some coffee!!