jpalm is a bastard!!

mood: excited
music: jpalm eating in the dining room
CPCetc: school! schedules! excitement!

I have a roommate! Chelsea Lynne Schroeder. I know her name, her contact information and that she apparently is two-thousand and six years old. That. Is. All.

Woo! College!

Mum, Da and JPalm are heading out in the morning for the OK Corral. JPalm's rapidly deciding that ritualistic suicide is a better option than this wedding. The dog's in it. The dog. Is in. The wedding. You ask 'why'? I ask 'how should I know'.

And I'm staying at home with our dog. Who doesn't like to 'dress up', thank God. I do, however, get to babysit my grandparents. Why, Kiri Palm. Why, why, why, why, why.

Ag... Ben Folds had better make the world a place of happy. That and Purim. PURIM! Sweet, sweet Purim. I'm baking cookies!

*ding!*