and then my heart flew out the window

mood: crushed
music: apwang almost over!
CPCetc: and then, my soul collapsed in a pile of fecal matter

Rummy, the dear, just revealed to me as I was reading back entries from Neil Gaiman's blog that he was in Naperville on 22 September for his book tour.

I want to die. So very, very much. Why, you ask. BECAUSE I WASN'T THERE.

*takes bucket of imaginary ice cream and crawls into corner to await Death's seedy and too-slow approach*