golly what a day

mood: full
music: my parents reading lines
CPCetc: purple shite!

I figured I should update. ...Yeah.

Christmas was all-right, all things considered. Alas, the Geyers were at St Matt's and my mother can't stop gushing over how 'cute' Fred IV was/is. It's a bit repulsive, really. She does it with that air of intent, like I should agree with her about how fantastically adorable he looked or how grown-up he was acting or how nice his family is or something. She's started referring to his parents as 'Freddy III and Mrs G'.

Yeah. Yeah. ...Yeah.

I'm done sitting for the Bozarth's! Huzzah! Sebastion's been giving me the silent treatment for the past couple of days but no more! Mwaha, Kitty McSlut! You can no longer hate me! Huzzah and cake!!

I really want to see King Kong. I know, I know, three hours with a giant monkey really shouldn't be that high on my list of pri-or-ri-ties, but it's three hours with a giant feckin' Andy Serkis monkey! Who can say 'no' to that??

Not me. That's who. Oh, Andy Serkis. I will have your other babies. As in...not the three children you all-ready have. And you will yell at them in the Gollum voice. And it will be fan-fucking-tastic. Screw you, Lorraine Ashbourne. Just...screw you.

Wow. I'm obsessed with a film I haven't even seen. What does that tell you about me? It tells you I am sad. That's what. Also, I have yet to be distracted by sexygaycowboy!Heath Ledger. And his 'fishing buddy', sexygaycowboy!Jake Gy-something-something-something.

WAI!!! GAY COWBOYS!!! I MISS/LOVE YOU!!!! *falls over dead*