you faked every orgasm you had with me

mood: headached
music: sammy making wookie noises
CPCetc: no, seriously. headache from hell. all of a sudden. eina.

I'm avoiding homework. Thus, I will discuss things that I really don't have any say in. Ahem.


On the Trash-Talk Blog
I think that if someone wants to start a trash-talk blog, they have every right to. I think they should know that there are many possible repercussions including, but not limited to: fights, angst, accusations of slander, friend issues, hurt feelings, house egging, usw. That being said, it's their own decision whether or not to make a trash-talk blog. It's everyone else's decision whether or not to join. It is, however, my decision whether or not there shall be more angst on bluepunchbuggie, and to that I say, 'nay!'. Thus, bickering over such things is not kosher on this site. Please refrain from it in the future. I don't want to be a middle-man anymore than I all-ready am.


On Fordo
...I need to update. And I understand that quite well. And I'm sorry for being poopy and not updating. Please understand that I do this not out of spite, but because Fordo is being a little nancy and not letting me find any graceful transition from 'OMD We're in a dramatic moment in the lion's den!' to 'OMD Sexual tension what-what?'. Thus, I am having a lot of trouble writing Fordo. Adding to this trouble is the fact that the Lost! Crew spends too much time tickling my fancies (in a platonic manner! in a platonic manner!) and is encouraging me to join in toying with the amazing epic Green Mocassins and a Lavender Shirt*. Alas, gay harlequins are not nearly as important, but twice as soul-stealing, as dear Fordo et al. SO, if anyone (*coughpaigecoughcough*) would like to remove Green Mocassins from my grasp before I explode the world with wretched writing, that would rock so gut.


On How Awesome People Are
This may just be my favourite and most random conversation ever. Enjoy.

Stacy: so, what are some good reasons why toothpaste is totally the best invention in the world?
Kiri: because it cleans your teeth. And tastes minty fresh.
Stacy: got that. i have that it cleans your teeth/makes your gums healthy, and htat it freshens your breath and that people like you when your breath is fresh. i have to write another paragraph and a conclusion.
Kiri: It prevents gum disease and gingivitis?
Stacy: ooh that's good
Kiri: Need anything else? It's good for pimples. With the baking soda and all.
Stacy: lol good one!
Kiri: Uhm... It whitens?
Stacy: i've got enough now. thanks lol
Kiri: Yay! I helped!

And that, my friends, is why Stacy Boeck is awesome. And scene.






*for this and other exceptionally horrific works of kiri palm, write to fordolives@hotmail.com