gee, god. thanks.

mood: exhausted
music: spazz going crazy
CPCetc: *bangs head repeatedly onto keyboard*

I hate my life.

Today, God decided he wanted to piss on me. Literally. And it started raining. During rehearsal.

Now, as we all know, Stroud does not like the rain. She doesn't like it much at all. So randomly during rehearsal, one of the munchkins runs up to me looking extraordinarily panicked.


Munchkin 1: Sheet, sheet, guys! Ze prop closet's flooding!

Kiri: What??? *runs to prop closet; sees water all over floor and outside door open* FUCK!!! THETARD!!!! *runs to find Thetard*


So the issue is resolved. For the moment. And life continues. We're going through the blocking on part of act two and the set crew starts struting their stuff.


Madd Dawgg: *stopping centre stage* Sheet, sheet, guys! Ze ceiling's dripping!

Kiri: WHAT??? *runs onto stage; discovers this to be true* FUCK!!!! THETARD!!!!


The cast runs all over the school, stealing all the litter bins. Litter bags carpet the stage. The cast moves into the pit. Paige laughs at the ghetto-ness of our auditorium. Life contines.

We're about halfway through scene three of act two. And another munchkin comes to find me.


Munchkin 2: Sheet, sheet, guys! Zere ees water coming out of zee stairs!

Kiri: WHAT?!?!? *runs into props closet; throws open door; surveys damage* ...Dood, that always happens.

Munchkin 2: But zee water! Eet is coming out of zee stairs! *points to geyser*

Kiri: ... *walks back to rehearsal*


And, as you guessed, life comes back to normal. Kiri takes John-John home. She's in the process of taking Paiga home. And touches her pocket. ...To find the Stroud keys.


Kiri: FUCK!!! THETARD!!!! *makes u-turn; hurls ghetto-booty car back to U-High; ignores Paiga's (correct) pleas to let it go*


...So, yes. That was rehearsal. And now I've taken steroids. And it's really fucking me up. *glares at asthma*

Off to pass out on Paiga's couch. Phew.