like a madman laughin' at the rain

mood: satisfied
music: coldplay--a rush of blood to the head
CPCetc: so slimy....

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Dear Self,

Do not wear short trousers and then proceed to play with the dog. Such things are doomed to result in puppy-slime all over your legs, perhaps even higher than your shorts reach. Puppy-slime is rather disgusting on skin, especially when it's cold.

Sincerely,
Yourself.


In other news,
Dom is totally single omgwtfpolarbearsofhappiness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I were any other fangirl, I'd make some crack about how this means he can come and propose to me. Alas, I know of his one-true-love, and though I have matching freakish eyes, I have neither the equipment nor the ability to eat prostitutes that would win Herr Monaghan's much-requested heart.

Dood, Cambridge is too prestigious for its own good. Check this out:

To be eligible for admission students must be in high school, currently rising freshmen (presently in 8th grade), or graduating seniors. Early application is encouraged as there is a rolling admission policy. High academic achievement is required.

High academic achievement, eh? The extent of my high academic achievement is two-going-on-three AP classes and German 116. Why didn't my 9th year self take such things into account????