mood: bored
music: the incessantly loud clock
CPCetc: stop the madness!!!

My parents went to Champaign for a while so I'm stuck puppy sitting. Now, there's a great number of things I could be doing such as reading Garp, which I still need to finish, and knitting a scarf, which I also need to finish, or watching the commentaries to the various Rings film, which I should do simply because I haven't yet. But it's too late to start a film, since I have to be someplace at two, and I'm much too lazy to walk across the house to pick up my knitting, so I'm in here. Reading bad fanfiction. Again. My life has become an insult to everything good in the world.

...

Oh don't give me that look. You do it to.

...

That's what I thought. *feels special*

*returns to bad fanfiction*

OY! I've got to stop! They're destroying my brain cells! No, Kiri Palm! Don't read it! Say no and walk away! Find a new hobby, eat something healthy, go jogging. Just don't fall down that dark and greasy lair!

*returns to bad fanfiction*

God. I think I'm in need of lustful-desire-fulfilment or something. That's the only cause I can think of for reading this muck. God fucking damnit. This can't be healthy. And it's really cold in my house.

That's it! I am making an executive decision! I'm going downstairs to find a fecking jumper because it's bloody freezing and I'm going to use the lou and then I'm going to eat something. And I'm going to avoid this horrid writing for the rest of the day. *nods*

...I hope.

Kiri! >^.^< ~mew!


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