It's a lovely fall morning here in the scenic Midwest and I am sitting in the library, listening to the Driver's Ed teacher in the background.

Katiemakespie had me speak to her in German. She was trying to see if I could turn her on like Apollo could. I tried it and it worked on her. Then she had me try it on this guy I know and it really freaked him out. No offense to Katiemakespie, but I personally think that maybe Apollo's just an eensy bit sexier than I am. I mean, come on! The last time I told a guy I loved him, he started laughing. I think it kind of effected my turning-on skillz. But yeah. I have to work on that now. I need...adjectives!

I'm on an LOTR high right now, since it comes out today. I'm really hoping that when I get home this afternoon, it'll be sitting on my table, glowing in the sheer brilliance of itself. Of course, I don't know if we preordered it. God, I hope so. If not, I will cry. *tear, several of them*

Today's quote comes from The Fellowship of the Ring (go figure) and is spoken by one of my hobbits, in this case, Billeh:
Well that's nice! Ash in my toh-mah-toes!

Tee hee. So amused.

The Hobbit.