I saw Pirates again this weekend. I now want to be Johnny Depp when I grow up. I'm going to sing a song about Johnny Depp:

JOOOOOOhnny DEEEEEEHHHHpp is the GRAAAAAAYYYYYtest pirate in the WHOOOOOOOOOLLLLEEE entiire WOOOOOOOOOOrld. OOOOOOHHHHH how IIIII wish I was JOOOOOOhnny DEEEEEEHHHHpp so IIIII could sail the seven SEEEEEEAAAAAS!

Today's quote is from comics.com daily Liberty Meadows cartoon:
My wiener can whip your wiener!

And you thought my SINGING was amusing...