Well, I did it. That thing so many people talk about. I did. Wow. It was just incredible. They say the first time is the best. I think that might be true. It was an absolutely mind-blowing, unforgetable experience. Today is going to be a personal holiday I think. But you know what's even better? After all of it, when that special someone says those three magical, beautiful words:
"You have Chucks."
That's right. I have my very own pair of black Chuch Taylor high-tops. They're all mine.

What did you think I was talking about? Perves!