Okay, so I've told you about my two friends (Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum) and my other friend (Apollo). We have this weird thing going on right now.
Tweedle Dee thinks Apollo is mad at her because she chewed him out by accident. Tweedle Dum thinks that Apollo's mad at her because she did some really stupid thing and he doesn't trust her anymore. Tweedle Dee is mad at Tweedle Dum because she's sick of Tweedle Dum being stupid and egotistical. And I am stuck in the middle, as so often happens.
So, I sent Apollo a letter saying that Tweedle Dee needed to talk to him and apologize for chewing him out. This morning I'm going to talk to Apollo for Tweedle Dum so that he knows what's going to happen when Tweedle Dum talks to him. The fact that Apollo wasn't particularly found of Tweedle Dum before all of this happened is, apparently, being ignored. Tweedle Dee is going to stay mad at Tweedle Dum because that's just the way things need to be. Meanwhile, I'm worried that Apollo's going to get mad at me because I shouldn't be getting involved (which I already know) and I should just let them live teir lives how they want (which I also know). But will that stop me? Of course not.
I need new friends.